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poontang 

hair poontang
my poontang hairy
poontang by Whitbourne October 24, 2019
Means get the flag in capture the flag games.
Player1: GTF!
Player2(retourns the flag): done
gtf by MasterKiller June 11, 2006
Wow marcel u r such a jerk
Marcel by Hvhfdg June 20, 2019
The worst music artist who ever lived. He made up his entire life story about being a gangsta. He is just a stage gangsta. He goes to the studio in normal clothes, then changes into some gangsta-looking clothes and a bulletproof vest and stands in front of a green screen with a fake gun in his hand. He was not shot 9 times, let alone shot at all with a real gun. The medical records show that he was shot 3 times with a paintball gun. Some middle-school kids were just fooling around, and Fiddy happened to get badly injured. 50 Cent is the fakest anyone can get. Hes just a normal black guy from New York who happened to catch the attention of Dr. Dre who was extremley drunk and faded at that time. The only reason 50 cent sold records is because of the rep Dr. Dre and Eminem created for him. 50 cent is fake and his music is just straight up garbage. The Game is so much better than 50, its like Kobe Bryant vs. an average high school basketball player. 50 is also a big snitch, and he's the reason certain people are behind bars. He is the most dissed artist in the history of music. He holds the record for diss tracks aimed at him. 50 cent is also the leader of a boy band known as G-Unit (aka Gay Unit), who are almost as fake as him. 50 cent neve held a real gun in his life, and he is dead scared of The Game and his Black Wall Street. 50 cent is currently working on his third album, which will have a song featuring Justin Timberlake. Clearly, 50 is the fakest. 50 cent's only fans are urban white kids on the East Coast.
White Kid: Yeah yeah, check out my gangsta clothes.
Jamal: Man, don't be a 50 cent, u fake as a mufucka.
White Kid: Don't make me pop u mayn (pulls out a water gun).
Jamal: Pwahahaha...nigga plz (pulls out a glock 45 and caps the white kid)
White Kid: (lying on the ground) I got Gamed.
50 cent by LeStephon December 15, 2008

womanizer 

clay's mom says he is a womanizer because he doesn't call the bitches back.
womanizer by retr0 March 4, 2004

alexander hamilton 

it is an american sex act where you stick a quill up someone’s mouth and fill their ass with ink.

i love doing this with my homies and you should too!
bro 1: i just gave my gf an alexander hamilton
bro 2: no way, i wanna get alexander hamilton’d too man!
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