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qazsedcfthnjil 

your probably begging to yourself you get your boredom killed, and also trying to hide your weird history on your school gmail or something.
IM SO BORED I TYPED qazsedcfthnjil
qazsedcfthnjil by ello there =) December 19, 2023
Love but you haven't said it over text yet because you want to say it in person first but you still need something to express your feelings in the moment so you slip up giving away what you meant not knowing if you ruined a moment later on in the future when you finally tell them face to face
Laura, I'm in luh
Luh by 16bit March 16, 2022
Josh Bend (bedn) created this word to compensate for erotic dysfunction. Destroyed many worlds before finally coming to rest at Newgrounds.com and settling as user "DirtySyko."
Yo DS, you'z gonna give-a clown pie to deh BazzMann?
U'z teh r0x!

odins_warrior

Pissed up cunt from Staffordshire, England. He seeks sexual gratification from a willing partner of ambivalent sexuality.

The name "odins_warrior" is derived from the latin "hornicus aryanipidese"
odins_warrior by Azathoth April 9, 2005

child support 

A mythological payment which is supposed to be paid to single mothers (now known as double mothers ) to alleviate the full financial burden of raising kids as well as looking after them. The UK's child support agency has spent billions of pounds of tax payers' money trying to prove the existance of this elusive payment, by asking the absent parent to supply it. However hardly any payments have been located by this multi-million pound organisation. This evidence suggests that child support is a mythological beast, concocted by a bored civil servant on a grey rainly English afternoon to tempt women into reckless procreation so that the media could have a bit of a laugh at their expense by painting them as morally inferior when they ended up poor and overworked.
single parent: Where the bee-jesus is my child support?
child support agency: cuckoo cuckoo cuckoo
child support by Vixen5 October 17, 2008
a quirky and suggestive happy face
wanna come over to my place and watch netflix? ,':)
,':) by Eyeraa January 27, 2018
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