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some thin that is either big or humungous
Your sister is balemithly fat
balemith by Dr. Eggroll August 29, 2005

jump off 

1. a casual sexual partner or girlfriend
2. a woman of dubious sexual practices
3. anything new and/or hot; especially in reference to a party or material item
From 'Phonetime" by CNN

"The day I come home I need a mink and a brand new Mac, a few jump offs, some doms..."

From 'Pump It Up' by Joe Budden

"My jump off doesn't run off at the mouth so much, My jump off never ask why I go out so much, My jump off never has me going out of my way, And she don't want nothing on Valentines Day, My jump off don't argue or get rebellious,And she don't mind hanging out wit da fellas,My jump off's not insecure or jealous
jump off by Buckwild Status February 21, 2004

bailó bertha 

mexican euphemism for 'valió verga' (it's all fucked up), emphasizing that there is no hope.
- omg , that rottweiler is loose again.
- Ya bailó bertha.
bailó bertha by perrro June 1, 2010

The Captain's Chapstick

When a penis is covered in it's own cum, and a partner rubs the tip along their lips.
Dude, she was giving me head last night and finished with The Captain's Chapstick!

wonky wigger 

noun; one who is a goofy white nigger
you, my friend, are a wonky wigger
wonky wigger by lyrical artisan1 October 5, 2010
The state of being ovular. Similar to squarish.
The bread rose in a very ovularish shape.
Ovularish by Bjorn Icefisher August 21, 2010
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