A condition of getting too much wingsauce under your fingernails. Can sometimes lead to bad social encounters, smelly hand-shakes, and awkward foreplay.
Psychic: "You had... wings for lunch today."
Customer: "YES!!"
Skeptic Friend: "Pshh. She can just see that by your wingernails, man."
Laughed out loud. Gramatically correct past tense of lol. For those of us that are neurotic enough to realize that lol'd, or loled doesnt make any sense, since that would mean you laugh out louded.
Normal Human: It was so funny when Ben fell down the stairs. I loled.