Urban Dictionary
Greasy Grafton
A nickname for the city of Grafton, Wisconsin because of it's overall shittyness. They call themselves the "heart of Ozaukee county", when everyone knows it is the septic tank of Ozaukee county. Called greasy because not only do they suck, but its inhabitants all smell bad and are greasy.
Guy 1-"Hey I live in Grafton"
Guy 2-"Greasy Grafton, haha"
Chant: "Greasy Grafton! Greasy Grafton! Greasy Grafton!"
Guy 2-"Greasy Grafton, haha"
Chant: "Greasy Grafton! Greasy Grafton! Greasy Grafton!"
Greasy Grafton by bulldog20101234 July 23, 2010
F In the chat
What people type when they lack anything of substance to say, and don't want anyone else to be able to say anything either. It has a general demographic use of ages 9 to 15
F In the chat by Wundrgizmo May 23, 2020
wiggledunk
transitive verb; to place one's genitals on the forehead, preferably the eyes, of another person. It is commonly regarded as therapeutic in nature due to the obvious tenderness needed for performing such a feat, however, it can be used as an insult regarding the placing of genitalia on someone's parent's, friend's, or their own forehead. It can also be used to point out over-amorous people in public.
Example 1 (positive)
A: "Ah we had such a good night last night".
B: "What'd you do?"
A: "We wiggledunked each other and it was oh so relaxing".
B: "What is wiggledunking"?
A: "Only the best way to wind down after a tough week. You just nuzzle up your honey and tell him or her to relax, the fun is about to begin. Then you place your junk on their eyes. Instant calmness. Works every time".
B: "That does sound delightful".
A: "It is my friend, it is".
Example 2 (insult)
"Oh yeah, I'm an asshole, huh? Well I wiggledunked your mom last night while you were sleeping with your banky you bastard".
Example 3
"Look at them. They're all over each other. They might as well be wiggledunking".
A: "Ah we had such a good night last night".
B: "What'd you do?"
A: "We wiggledunked each other and it was oh so relaxing".
B: "What is wiggledunking"?
A: "Only the best way to wind down after a tough week. You just nuzzle up your honey and tell him or her to relax, the fun is about to begin. Then you place your junk on their eyes. Instant calmness. Works every time".
B: "That does sound delightful".
A: "It is my friend, it is".
Example 2 (insult)
"Oh yeah, I'm an asshole, huh? Well I wiggledunked your mom last night while you were sleeping with your banky you bastard".
Example 3
"Look at them. They're all over each other. They might as well be wiggledunking".
wiggledunk by Pa-Paul February 9, 2010
Lentil Muncher
Lentil Muncher by Paffyboi777 January 8, 2026