Love the thing that destroys all people, in every singleway. Love is what keeps you up all nkght thinking about that single person.
"I love you." I said.
"To bad i love someone else." He said right back.
"You dont love her, only because you cry to me and not her." I shot back.
"I cant love you, i dont even like you, your just another toy to mess with their feelings. I told you this already." He said angrily
1. Porn used to get you in the mood for a wank.
2. Any pictures or videos a man can look at to assist in the wanking process. Doesn't have to be porn, can be any old picture of someone fully dressed, just as long as it gets you in the mood for a wank.
That pic of Jessica Simpson is just the wank ammo I need. See ya in a little while.
The braad in the local newspaper is great wank ammo.
So you're a man having a big dump and you're turtle heading. It's at this point that you use the poo poking out of your ass to rub your g spot in your anus and climax that way. It will require strong glutes and anus control to do this like a pro but that is a turtle wank