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Home Schooler

1.) One who separates themselves from society voluntarily and is generally looked upon as a social retard.

2.) Easily confused with "Home Schooled Kid" which is a person who is forced to be home schooled.
Fred: Dude, I was in the mall today and I walked passed this kid who was a total retard who hikes his pants way up... He looked like an idiot.

Ted: Yeah... He was probably a home schooler....
The act of beating someone so badly at something that instead of “beating the shit” out of them, it comes out in such large volume that it is virtually pumped out of them, hence "shitpumping". Also applies to drinking: If you think you were out of it when you got "shitfaced", wait till you drink so many coors lights that your friends deem you "shitpumped".
“That all chick team seriously sucked at dodgeball, I could have shitpumped them on my own” OR “JS sure went off the chain last night… guy drank 14 Tecate’s, he was shitpumped.”
shitpump by Chaad Garlic January 15, 2009
A Plint is basically to be someone as invisible and imaginary to their friends as Clint was to the Russo Brothers in Infinity War.
Noone cares about you, you plint.
Plint by joycesmagic August 24, 2018
phrase used to express utter disbelief
"You won a million on the lottery last night",,,,,," MA HOLE..!"
ma hole by M.nelson September 25, 2003

mustynuts 

A scrotum that is infrequently washed and has a resultant pungent, moldy or mildewy odor similar to a semi-clean but oft-used public toilet.
I was gonna blow him until I got south of the border and got a whiff of his mustynuts.
mustynuts by Gavinesq April 5, 2006
A striking young man, the pinnacle of youth. His massive dick dominates the cosmos, and his sharp jaw line is like the holy scabbard used to pierce Jesus; angular and defined.

The mere utterance of his name strikes fear into the hearts of many. Weak minded individuals bow down even with the mere glance of this illuminating spirit. Men hide away their wives so that this awe-inducing pinnacle of mankind would not render their wives unconscious. He is the enemy of men all around the world.

With a smile that lights up the darkest of rooms, women feel enchanted and the sensation of his touch becomes implanted into their christened minds; reminiscing upon this moment for the many years and generations to come.
"oh my god, Joe Hill was just around the corner" - girl 1

"omg u've only just realized, i felt the gravity of his dick when we got off the bus 10 minutes ago." - girl 2
Joe Hill by handlemyhandlepls February 8, 2024
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