An affliction that effects less than -002% of the population . The disease is categorized as an untreatable mental illness that drives those who suffer to eat nearly all the marshmallows in breakfast cereal before the box is even close to being finished. In addition to the compulsion of engaging in the act of the removal the person suffering also gets an unnatural feeling of access mplishment knowing others have almost none of the added marshmallows. Although discovered by those who were taking Luvky Charms it also applies to Frankenberry Count Chocula Crunchberrys by Cap’n Crunch or any other cereal that had an additive other than the standard oats or grains that made the product more desirable and defined the product to the consumer while in most cases was the sole purpose of the cereal

When your mother takes a bunch of pictures and then sends her whole camera roll to your cell phone.

sexy as a taqquito.

Melons are the most holy creation on earth. The melon god will save this world and reincarnate every being at the end of man

There is one Melon God and he is amongst us

The momentary audible discomfort when a Dutchman is penetrated too quickly.

- the most awesomest wrestler who could kick your hiney in anything.
- the ability to just make girls (and at times, boys) cream their pants on the spot.
- is so l337, they can put chuck norris to shame.
- uncommonly known as a rich berkowitz
- and most of all, is definitely, over 9000