Urban Dictionary
Mikey Bonez-ed
The act of a man giving a woman the most incredible sexual experience of her life, usually resulting in multiple intense orgasms.
She's gonna need some new sheets after gettin Mikey Bonez-ed.
I Mikey Bonez-ed the hell out of that chick last night...she gon be walkin funny for a week!!!
I Mikey Bonez-ed the hell out of that chick last night...she gon be walkin funny for a week!!!
Mikey Bonez-ed by therealmandingo May 31, 2011
laniblatt
boy 1: "man did you see that girl take down 7 shots in a row and do a keg stand right after?"
boy 2: "dude! I know she so laniblatt!"
boy 2: "dude! I know she so laniblatt!"
laniblatt by cy00tcy00t December 16, 2010
jizztaken
When you realize your hot girlfriend fucking another dude while you watch is showing way more enthusiasm than she ever did with you. It was your idea to start with and you had to work hard to talk her into it. You end up sitting in a chair for an hour or two pathetically stroking your now tiny dick.
She was spreading her legs farther apart than L.A. and New York, moaning and begging for him to thrust his giant penis harder and farther into "my hot wet pussy". I thought it was going to be a "turn-on" but I was sadly jizztaken.
jizztaken by fiercecravinbob March 13, 2014
Rooftop Mexican
A type of mexican that sits on a lawn chair and screams at people when they get on their yard, but whistles at "hot mami"-s when they see one
Rooftop Mexican by Samii_VA July 24, 2023
snatch apple
when a man goes down on a female and gets remnants of pussy juice in his mustache...looks like apples hanging off of an apple tree.
Man, I went down on my girl last night and had snatch apples all in my mustache!
Man, get those snatch apples outta ur mustache...I can smell them all the way over here.
Man, get those snatch apples outta ur mustache...I can smell them all the way over here.
snatch apple by Pooter Brown December 19, 2008