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Marvy john

How the fuck did you find this, Carl
Carl whyd you search up marvy john
Marvy john by AdJaCent32 March 1, 2023

Eda the Owl Lady 

An old lady who does magic and is cursed
She acts like a mother towards Luz Noceda and her friends
Also a witch criminal that is worth exactly 1,000,000,000,000 snails
She has a sister named Lilith who is insane and also is the one who cursed her
Eda the owl lady is insanely powerful
Eda the Owl Lady by Sproutz May 31, 2021

Stalemate 

When you are playing human chess *See human chess* and after a continuation of human chess moves, you both decide to stop moving and try to give the other person a chance to go though and it ends up feeling Very very akward. Also it may get you to end up playing Human chess again! And Again See Human Chess
Me: I hate playing Human chess!! when its at a stalemate it feels so damn akward!
Stalemate by KGtheBEAST June 9, 2009

Soapy Cleanser 

While having sex, pull out and cum on the womens stomach, then she thoroughly rubs the cum all over her body.
Dude, i gave my girlfriend a soapy cleanser last night, she loved it.
Soapy Cleanser by DKproductionss February 7, 2010

Quality Bum

A person who subsists at, or just above, the federally defined poverty line while receiving public assistance and/or disability benefits: Richer than most homeless people, but poorer than most people who have jobs. A quality bum might or might not be homeless. A hillbilly who lives in a trailer and gets a government check sufficient to buy groceries, cigarettes, and liquor is an example of a quality bum.
America used to be a great place to be a quality bum in.
Quality Bum by Jenab6 February 3, 2024
When it finally starts going downhill, you being to come to the knowledge that there is nothing left for you here. You start spiralling down into despair, and you come to the realisation you will never be able to escape the demons that keep dragging you further and further down. Your only choice here is to give into the voices and you must killthemkillthemkillthemkillthemkillthemkillthemkillthemkillthemkillthemkillthemkillthemkillthemkillthemkillthemkillthemkillthemkillthemkillthemk ͈̅ĭ̵̼l̵͇̈́l̶̘͝ţ̶̽h̶͓̀ê̵̜m̴̱͐k̵̭͝i ̞́l ̞͘l ̝̿t̶͚͒h̴̤͗ȇ̶̥m̵̋ͅk̶͚͌i ̱͛l̵̙͘l̴̥̾t̶̹͐h̶̟̍e ̪̊m̶͓̃k ͎̍i̴̬͊l ̖̈́l ͉́t ̥̋ḧ̵̳́e ̜̾m̵̧̎k ̺̒i ͔̈l ̢͊l ̺̕t ̮͋ḧ̵̲́ě̵̯ṃ̴̚k ͇͠i̴͇͝l ͇̄l̵̰͛ẗ̴̟́h̴̘̒e ̹͛m̶̻̑k̵̢͒i̵̗̍ĺ̵̙l̴̀͜t ̲͗h ̖̽ệ̶m̵̼̊k̶̼̂i ͚̎l ́ͅl ̫̕ť̵̘h̴̰͝e̶͚͠m ̪̈́k̶̜̇i ̰̈́l̵̬̔l̶̔ͅẗ̶̼h ̥͆ḛ̵̈m̶͇͋k̵̰̈́i̴͉̽l̴̨͆l̴̼͌t ̭̐h̵͇͊ȇ̴̦m ͊ͅk̴̜̐i̴̩̊l ͔̈́ḽ̵̒t ̢͝ḧ̵̟́e̵͈͊m̶̳͐k̵̼̓i ̥̋l ̩̐l ̭͋t ͓͂h ͊͜e̴̓ͅḿ̴̙k ͈̅ĭ̵̼l̵͇̈́l̶̘͝ţ̶̽h̶͓̀ê̵̜m̴̱͐k̵̭͝i ̞́l ̞͘l ̝̿t̶͚͒h̴̤͗ȇ̶̥m̵̋ͅk̶͚͌i ̱͛l̵̙͘l̴̥̾t̶̹͐h̶̟̍e ̪̊m̶͓̃k ͎̍i̴̬͊l ̖̈́l ͉́t ̥̋ḧ̵̳́e ̜̾m̵̧̎k ̺̒i ͔̈l ̢͊l ̺̕t ̮͋ḧ̵̲́ě̵̯ṃ̴̚k ͇͠i̴͇͝l ͇̄l̵̰͛ẗ̴̟́h̴̘̒e ̹͛m̶̻̑k̵̢͒i̵̗̍ĺ̵̙l̴̀͜t ̲͗h ̖̽ệ̶m̵̼̊k̶̼̂i ͚̎l ́ͅl ̫̕ť̵̘h̴̰͝e̶͚͠m ̪̈́k̶̜̇i ̰̈́l̵̬̔l̶̔ͅẗ̶̼h ̥͆ḛ̵̈m̶͇͋k̵̰̈́i̴͉̽l̴̨͆l̴̼͌t ̭̐h̵͇͊ȇ̴̦m ͊ͅk̴̜̐i̴̩̊l ͔̈́ḽ̵̒t ̢͝ḧ̵̟́e̵͈͊m̶̳͐k̵̼̓i ̥̋l ̩̐l ̭͋t ͓͂h ͊͜e̴̓ͅḿ̴̙
"Uh oh, it's happening"
Uh oh by mommy? sorry, mommy? January 27, 2022
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