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Gracelyne by therealone28 November 6, 2023
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Totes magoats
Person 1: "Is ice cold actually cooler than being cool?"
Person 2: "Totes magoats!!!"
Person 1: *genuflects* "Your wisdom is absolute"
Person 2: "Totes magoats!!!"
Person 1: *genuflects* "Your wisdom is absolute"
Totes magoats by JFKray December 17, 2013
Craig
Okay, here's a funny Urban Dictionary entry for "Craig":
Craig (n.)
1. A mythical creature believed to exist only in the realm of dating nightmares. Known for their uncanny ability to make plans and then vanish into thin air, leaving a trail of unanswered texts and shattered hopes.
2. A master of the "stand-up," elevating the art form to new levels of disrespect. Craigs are notorious for their complete disregard for other people's time, often leaving them stranded like a forgotten grocery bag.
3. A connoisseur of the pub scene, Craigs possess the unique talent of getting "totally" wasted while simultaneously neglecting their date. They have been known to leave women waiting for hours, only to emerge with a glazed-over look and a slurred apology.
4. A special kind of Craig is one who lets women travel a 6hr round trip just to be left waiting for an hour at their house whilst they get fucked at a pub
Craig (n.)
1. A mythical creature believed to exist only in the realm of dating nightmares. Known for their uncanny ability to make plans and then vanish into thin air, leaving a trail of unanswered texts and shattered hopes.
2. A master of the "stand-up," elevating the art form to new levels of disrespect. Craigs are notorious for their complete disregard for other people's time, often leaving them stranded like a forgotten grocery bag.
3. A connoisseur of the pub scene, Craigs possess the unique talent of getting "totally" wasted while simultaneously neglecting their date. They have been known to leave women waiting for hours, only to emerge with a glazed-over look and a slurred apology.
4. A special kind of Craig is one who lets women travel a 6hr round trip just to be left waiting for an hour at their house whilst they get fucked at a pub
"I had a date with a Craig last night. He stood me up and then texted me he was fucked at the pub.'"
Craig by Undying_insomnia June 8, 2025
Prohighotics
An intoxicant with healthy properties.
I only smoke organic weed, my body craves the prohighotics. Is the orange juice in my tequila sunrise fresh? Freezing the juice destroys the prohighotics.
Prohighotics by iKarma December 29, 2014