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Kenyan McFlurry

The insertion of candies ( preferably small, but you can break a large piece or candy bar to small candy pieces) into someone's rectum, then inserting an egg beater into that rectum and begin to use until content within the rectum is creamy. Then remove egg beater put on surgical gloves on to pull out contents from the rectum and commence to eat ( McFlurry spoon optional)
Jane Doe got a Kenyan McFlurry and now she can't eat at McDonald's without having a pain in her ass and saying the safety word,"Hamburglar"
Kenyan McFlurry by Dr. Pepper Jr. December 7, 2010
A nickname or insult directed towards someone with the name Colton. Replacing the n with a g is like saying "Ugh it's Colton." or "Colton is a cog."; cog being used because they're normally in machinery and machinery is meant to be used.
"It's fucking Coltog again." "Oh look Coltog! He normally carries a sack lunch, go ask for his."
Coltog by ChickenAndRiceFights September 25, 2018
here comes the P.O.P.O
popo by looker December 1, 2003
Referring to the most average, obnoxious, illiterate and slutty girl, that usually attends a catholic highschool - commonly used as the short form of "babe".
1. Damn, that Laura girl is a total beb!

2. That group of girls from MTS are total bebs!
beb by kwis:) November 27, 2010
An amazing loving guy who would do anything to make his girlfriend happy.
I love Zak so much he’s the sweetest boyfriend ever!
Zak by ZA1022 December 9, 2017

Hobosexual 

a person of the opposite sex who come to visit you and wants to stay and live with you and start a relationship because they are homeless.
Chris, that hobosexual, stopped over and tried to give me a french kiss.
Hobosexual by zannish October 6, 2016
When you murder or violently assault somebody for whatever reason.
A: "Michael threated to call the ops so I had to M him."
M him by Wojcck October 18, 2022
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