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leprucon 

a powerful being from mythical folklore, popular among people of Asian descent. first having been mentioned in a satanic cultist grimoire. The Leprucon has the power to steal people's souls, and it is a well known fact that it frequently allows itself to be hired in order to earn the money to buy new human teeth. Though sometimes it further demands compensation for its hard work. At this point it is common sense to rip off a piece the skin on one's eyelid as a offering. The Leprucon has a demented physical form, which burns the soul of anyone who lays their eyes upon it. Worshipers have yet to discover what Leprucon does with it's human teeth and souls, but some people claim to have witnessed it blending the teeth and souls into a fine dust and mixing it with demonic kool-aid. It then simply pours the vile fluid into a jar filled with pickled simian toenails in order to fully saturate them. Finally, it seems to wait a decade before taking out it's own teeth and replacing them with the evil toenail juice. Leprucon enjoys smacking baby ferrets in order to turn them into fuzzy-wuzzy monster fluffballs and commanding them to do it's bidding. The Leprucon rarely ever sleeps, but when it does it melts into a puddle of withered feline vital organs. The Leprucon also seems to hate the color pink, and is determined to turn all pink into yellow.
HOLY GUACAMOLE ON A MOTORBIKE THAT'S THE LEPRUCON WHO TOOK MY FRIEND'S SOUL.
leprucon by leprucon June 3, 2019

Bathroom Anxiety

Not being able to go to the bathroom in an unfamiliar or public place, or while other people are around, in fear that they may hear you. Mainly occuring with dookies, but can also happen with peeing. Cured by going home and using your own bathroom.
"I've been on vacation for a week and still have not taken a crap. I think I'm becoming constipated due to bathroom anxiety."
Bathroom Anxiety by Mariah R. April 26, 2006
The person with the name Maëlig is creative, interesting and a good listener.
She has a wonderful sincerity and a great sense of humour.
This person has a crazy empathy for others and really gives the best advice, this person always supports you in the most difficult and less pleasant moments.
Beautiful, intelligent, adorable and kind
Gives the best hugs
This is the type of person Maëlig is.
Person 1: Oh you look happy today what happened?

Person 2: I saw Maëlig it’s normal
Maëlig by Maëligfan November 21, 2021
Sophire is a beautifull name. Some people like to nick name sophire soap or soapy. She is very pretty and she is a good friend. She is really funny to, and laughs at any joke, and goes really highyper alot ;L
Sophire blah blah blah
Sophire by IZZAAYY December 14, 2010

Peace sign

It’s scientifically studied that if you throw up a peace sign in a photo or video, YOU ARE MID ASF AND GET NO BITCHES!
“they’re throwing up the peace sign that’s why they get no bitches and look like that🤦🏼 ♂️”
Peace sign by Kanye Davidson October 5, 2022

Raggedy Anne 

When a red-head rides a guy during sex, but is so drunk she just flops about like a rag doll.
Guy 1: Hey man, how was that girl last night?

Guy 2: It was pretty good, she got on top but was all Raggedy Anne and knocked over my lamp.
Raggedy Anne by Smirfwit December 3, 2009
Knows you well and adores wanking off under your bed
Person 1 what’s that noise
Joe shhhh I’m having a wank
Joe by GaMeRzZ March 19, 2019
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