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Toasting the Pope

A verbal reflection of having just cut a loud, crisp, healthy fart.
As Dingdong and Sammy the Scab walked down Main St., Dingdong was heard to emit a loud crack from his anus. Dingdong was quoted as saying: 'Ahhhh, just toasting the pope....!'

Steve Jobs heaven 

Where your iWhatever and other Apple-related gadgets go goes when they die.
Travis: Shit, dude. I accidentally dropped a sledge hammer on my iPhone. I think I killed it.
Kenny: Yeah, it's gone to Steve Jobs heaven.
Steve Jobs heaven by hotelsuicide February 1, 2010
Are imposible to figure out to this day.
Trying to figure out girls are like trying to smell the color 47.
Girls by Mr.Perdition March 12, 2015
Lolo can be a very good friend but very toxic at others. One of the rarest comedy’s you will ever find and only belongs to a close group of friends. He may think he is decent at free styling but his friends know the truth. He has a unique style of clothing and watches anime. Outgoing and loyal.
Dang is that Lolo he’s so loyal to his girl.
He won’t even look at my but.
And I have a wedgie!!!
lolo by sumnibbanamesteve April 15, 2020
A funez is a male, typically of latin/Hispanic ancestry, who is abnormally obsessed with fronting on social media when it comes to celebrity and fame. He will do anything to appear to be more important than he is.
Did you see his post on Instagram?
Don't even pay attention to that funez, that picture was taken 3 years ago
funez by Broseph Smith July 10, 2019

handsome chaotic fuck. 

YOU!
you are one handsome chaotic fuck.
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