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Urban Dictionary

brake touch 

A touch that is initiated by the slamming of brakes in the car. When the car needs to come to a sudden stop and the driver feels the need to gently touch you thinking it will stop serious damage.
When mom slammed on the brakes she brake touched Sarah in the passenger seat so she wouldn't crash through the wind shield. It failed to work.
brake touch by braketouched August 2, 2011

clingons 

Any debris that clings to the hair around one’s asshole. This could include, but not limited to: poop, cotton balls from underwear, other ass crack hair that tangles in on itself, etc… It is synonymous with DINGLE-BERRY
Before sixty-nine, it is good hygene to wash your ass of all CLINGONS.
clingons by Drew October 20, 2004

reverse-french 

Add a twist of Gallic charm to that otherwise humdrum wank (or hand job) by flipping your hand over (palm down, fingers facing upwards, thumb on the bottom rather than the top) and stroke away with a flourish - releasing at the end of every stroke. C'est Magnifique!
Brad: Hey Troy, what's up?

Troy: Sup' man. You'll never believe it, I got with this hot exchange student chick last night and she gave me a reverse-french at the drive-thru

Brad: That's freakin' sweet.
reverse-french by TheGBs April 20, 2010
You're beautiful
Beautiful by Teamz June 3, 2019
A person from England. Nice enough people, very good beer, similar culture and sense of humor to that of the US. Except for the ones who need to constantly slag off/rag on the US, refering to it as "a colony" and insisting that Americans pronounce and spell words incorrectly because Americans have different customs etc...Basically Americans wish that the ex-pat Brits who act as if as if they ran the world would kindly leave. Not all brits are whinging poms, both Eric Idle and John Cleese have settled in the US and they seem to get along just fine. It's the British that seem to despise anything slightly different from home that we are sick of. The rest of you are welcome to come on over!

Just as there is the "ugly American" tourist stereotype, there are "Awful Brits" that travel around and give the English people in general a bad name. The British often "win" world's worst tourist titles because of this.
The british lout became upset that the word "color" was spelt without a "u" in the US and decided to pontificate about the superiority of the English. The nerve of another country - having different ways of doing things!

When the waiter mistakenly asked if he was Australian due to his accent, the British tourist loudly berated the man for being a "typically stupid American", not realising that the waiter was actually Canadian.
british by gingernyc September 13, 2007

Melted Cheese 

An expression used when something is good in a satisfying way. Similar to 'cool beans' but more commonly used within a sentence as opposed to as being an individual phrase.
The game last night almost made me cry it was so good. The melted cheese of all games!

Have you seen that guy's shirt?
Melted cheese.
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