EAPS

extreme awkward person syndrome

You suffer from eaps if you miss your floor on an elevator and proceed to get off on the next floor with the other person in the elevator because you aren't sure what to do.

You suffer from eaps if you skip while leaving the bathroom and accidentally skip into someone opening the door.

You suffer from eaps if you've broken a toilet in a friend's home and pretend you are late for something and leave.

You suffer from eaps if someone runs into you and says "sorry" and you reply in french.

EAPS by EAPS Sufferer October 22, 2010

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Farris

A weaks or femenine man

He is such a Farris

Farris by anonymous June 28, 2024

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milk

a comman white drink made in cattel farms.

for example. one day joshs dad went to buy milk even though last time josh checked theyer was a full jug of milk 18 years latter josh is still waiting for his dad untill he got a letter from his dad it said you are a worthless peice of crap that was born at a wallmart. aftter josh read that he said well this sucks then he went to the bath room to pea and pushed so hard his kindneys exploaded and he died.

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Dry Package Deal

The act of taking a solid shit and not peeing.

"Dude you ok? I didn't hear any trickle with that plump!"
"Yeah! It was a dry package deal."

Dry Package Deal by uh_duh12 October 4, 2011

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Tes

A Tes is a person who has a obsession with their friends, They will put 100% effort into every friendship they create and May come off as a stalker if not controlled with boundaries

"Hey, Jacob is starting to be to annoy me now, he's become a bit of a Tes"

"I wish i had a Tes of my own."

Tes by Dr.Red June 4, 2020

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green lantern that ho

when you take a poop in ya girls box and you proceed to bone her.

Tom: My girl is horny, I think I'm gonna green spiderman that ho.

Jason: Naa green lantern that ho.

Tom: I ran out of laxatives last night.

Jason: Its okay just eat at taco bell.

green lantern that ho by almightyidill November 16, 2007

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boston

Hole of a city in eastern Massachusetts. Residents generally characterized as massholes.

The worst. Worse even than Connecticut.

Person1: What are you doing this weekend?
Person2: Gotta pay a visit to Boston.
Person1: Sucks to be you!
Person2: Fack you, Bahstan is wicked aahhsome.
Person1: Hahaha, sure it is.

boston by brownthomas July 21, 2008

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