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Urban Dictionary

Oppression 

Just because it makes you feel uncomfortable, doesn't mean it has to change.
Oppression is using your position as an anchor on a cable news show to assert that an imaginary, gift-giving elf modeled after a Christian saint from Turkey is white in order to prevent people from being more inclusive. -daily show
Oppression by kappavgk December 19, 2013

October 29 

The day that tall ass lanky boy named Ruel was born.
On October 29, Ruel was born
October 29 by Girlking November 2, 2019
One thing you can say about my man is that he is a fucking SOL.
SOL by nolaughingmatter May 2, 2010
A slang term for the police. Generally can be heard in the St.Pete-Tampa area.
“Troll pulled up and we all started running
Troll by idk89 October 12, 2021

Minecraft 

It’s an amazing game with endless possibilities and excellent replay ability, Minecraft is for the people that love to be creative , ore for people that just want a challenge that they hevaent seen before
Hey man do you want to go play Minecraft I just finished getting that enchanting table set up
Minecraft by Minecraft offficial September 17, 2019

Idiofied 

To be declared as an idiot.
You have now been officially idiofied
Idiofied by XCrossbonesX May 14, 2018

computer gangsta 

A "person" (usually male) who portrays themself as a gang member, badass, or hardened criminal on internet mediums such as forums, IM, or anywhere else they can post their faggotry. Generally, they are either severely overweight or malnourished caucasian suburbanites who listen to gangsta rap and think it makes them an OG. They almost always make threats of physical violence, which is never backed up and only serves to make themselves feel tough, usually because they got beaten up a lot in school, or because they are just weak ass bitches. Will frequently tell lies about how many fights they've won, claim membership in a legit street gang, or any number of other "computer gangstaisms". If you call them on their bullshit they use their typical "thugged out" cyber-defense, but then log off and cry in the corner repeating "I am a thug...I am a thug..." over and over to reassure themselves that they are in fact gangstas. Disregard any threat they make to you and laugh at their fake machismo, it's the right thing to do.
Computer Gangsta: I'll kill you son, Straight up OG!
Human Being: Shut up bitch, the only thing you've ever killed is a box of cream puffs.

If the Crips saw that scrawny whiteboy wearing a blue flag around his face on the street, he would get his comeuppance in triplicate.

"To keep it real kid you gots to stay humble" - Everlast
Words that every computer gangsta should take to heart.
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