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double percolator

a bong that filters the weed twice for 100% THC and softer less harsher hits
stoner #1:dude I just bought a double percolator
stoner #2: we should smoke some shit right now out of it.

Defender of the Holyland 

One of the greatest chads on ifunny. Ebic crusader and slayer of furries. Everybody likes defender. Only people with severe mental disabilities dislike defender.
normal person- "Defender of the Holyland is such a great guy"
retard- "I dernt lerk defredner"
God- "You don't deserve life"
retard- *turns to ash*

Roseanne 

When a girl is so fat, like Rosanne from the TV show, that you can fold over her stomach fat and use it as a fourth orifice for sexual intercourse.
Yeah man, I was so drunk that I couldn't find her vag so I just Roseanned her.
Roseanne by DatJiveTurkey January 8, 2010

The J-ROB FOOTJOB 

A man named Jaden will kindly give you compliments but also stea your lungs if you ever wake him up during sleep. If so, he will take your lungs, put it between his toes and stick it up your ass.
Please, I beg of you, not The J-ROB FOOTJOB

Quantility 

The perfect mixture of a plethora of posts on a forum which contain quality information on a consistent basis.
MaTtKs really knows how to keep the quantility up by constantly posting extremely valuable and helpful information.
Quantility by MaTtKs May 21, 2009
A dope dude that will get wild to a point and doesn't care what people think but pretty chill guy
Bryson by BIGxTASTY July 11, 2018
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