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Nig Nog (níg nóg) n. :

A beverage or "drank" consumed for Kwanzaa and Afro-American occasions and festivities.

The concoction consists of the following ingredients:

- 1 part purple drank

to

- 1 part traditional eggnog

Procedure:
Pour equal amounts of purple drank and eggnog together in a suitable vessel, such as a 16 oz. glass or sports bottle.

Swirl or stir gently.

Consume.
"Yo man, I can't wait to get to the party and dip into some nig nog!"

In song (sometimes while preparing): "Nig nog... a nig nig nog."

"NIG NOG!!! I love this drank!"
Nig Nog by Steventon May 8, 2010
Ugly as fuck, super annoying, has giant pimples, etc.
Elena is so ugly!!
Elena by KitKat5407 October 23, 2018

DUMBER THAN A BAG OF HAMMERS 

When someone does or says something that either dosen't make sence or is just plan and down right stupid
some of the chick in my job are dumber than a bag of hammers
The word that you say when you do gay shit and say no homo to prevent the gayness to get in your head
Dude: You touch my dick, I'm ma kill you >:O
Gay person: NO HOMO
Dude: ok now I can't kill u ;(
Person: Yay I'm not gay anymore :D
No homo by Okgamerbro9001 August 31, 2018

Chinese Kilt 

When an individual is given head under the table cloth of a fancy Chinese restaurant. It has been given this name due to the fact that the table cloth resembles a kilt on the head receiver's lap.
Dude, she totally gave me a Chinese Kilt at Pf Chang's the other night.
Chinese Kilt by FabioForever June 11, 2010

TED-talk voice 

A singsongy, patronizing tone used to air your latest mundane idea that you appear to think is some kind of high-brow epiphany.
Your proposed solution to all of the world's problems would leave everybody who isn't a white middle-aged man with a steady job to fend for themselves. Put away the TED-talk voice and go do the math, you pretentious fuck!
TED-talk voice by sheldon hoog November 30, 2017
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