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Pilot job 

Johnny was getting a blow job, but he decided to give her a pilot job instead.
Pilot job by Smash78 January 15, 2016

ciscocide 

The feeling that a CCNA (Cisco Certified Network Associate) student gets when reading through the far-too-detailed information of how the entire interwebs works. Can be described as the equivalent of "death by Cisco".
Detective Barbrady: What do we have here then?
Officer Ballsgravy: Another one took his own life, Chief. Looks like another ciscocide - he was reading Chapter 9 on EIGRP... poor fucker.
Detective Barbrady: DAMN YOU CISCO!
ciscocide by Spoofnet March 28, 2008
bellas are two faced people they first sound sweet and incredible and good but once you get to know bella she will back stab you hard but not bellas are mean some are great people
bella is a bitch
bella by water_lilly July 10, 2019

Rosening 

The action of attempting to get everyone around you to despise you completely.
Vincent: "Why is Eric being such a dick to everyone?"
Bradley: "Oh he's just Rosening dude"
Rosening by dick butt fag April 2, 2017

clam dunk 

The telltale impact sound created the moment a gaping vagina is skewered by hastily inserted man meat. The queef before the queef.
Roommate 1: "Did Becky get a salad last night at Chili's."
Roommate 2: "Dunno, but for dessert she brought Danny home for a clam dunk; I heard it through the wall even before her shoes hit the ground, yo!"
clam dunk by mackometer June 18, 2009
"Stuff" is what you say when you don't have time to name anything.
Scenario 1
Teacher: What did you do over the weekend?
Student: Oh I ate and slept and I went swimming at my friend's house and then we played video games and talked about video games and bla bla bla bla bla
Rest of class: Uuunngghhhhh...zzzz
Scenario 2
Teacher: What did you do over the weekend?
Student: Oh, lots of stuff.
Class: Cool.
Stuff by Kitty🐈meow May 14, 2019
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