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He Walked On Water

He wore starched white shirts buttoned at the neck
And he'd sit in the shade and watch the chickens peck
And his teeth were gone, but what the heck
I thought that he walked on water
Said he was a cowboy when he was young
He could handle a rope and he was good with a gun
And my mama's daddy was his oldest son
And I thought that he walked on water
And if the story was told, only heaven knows
But his hat seemed to me like an old halo
And though his wings, they were never seen
I thought that he walked on water
Well, he tied a cord to the end of a mop
And said, "Son, here's a pony, keep her at a trot"
And I'd ride in circles while he laughed a lot
Then I'd flop down beside him
And he was ninety years old in '63
And I loved him and he loved me
And Lord, I cried the day he died
'Cause I thought that he walked on water
But if the story was told, only heaven knows
But his hat seemed to me like an old halo
And though his wings, they were never seen
I thought that he walked on water
Yeah, I thought that he walked on water

Academic Comeback 

When you have a low grade at the start/middle of a term or semester but get it high at the end
Jerry: Holy shit Mark, you have an F in this class, you can't stay in honor roll.

Mark: Don't worry I'm an academic comeback specialist

Jerry: How is your grade after that exam?

Mark: Went from a 34% to an 81%, told you I'm an academic comeback master
Academic Comeback by BigSmoke40 October 23, 2023
A noobish way of asking someone out. Stands for "Will You Go Out With Me"
(online)

imSOco0l: wygowm? omg ilusomuch
yOurm07h3rr: uh no. i hate you. stalker.

obliviated

to completely destroy. Similar to obliterated.
"Man, I just witnessed Desert Fox OBLIVIATE that female!!!"

"I obliviated my liver by getting drunk last night."

"Watch as JFK's head gets oblivated by that sniper round in Dallas, TX"
obliviated by pft pft January 17, 2010

have a night 

kinda like when you say "have a good night" online but without the "good," which implies that you don't care.
ok i gtg have a night.
have a night by panophobic7 June 30, 2003

Cook Lockdown

When the friend group has to much cook to handle so they go on lockdown
Wholesome says hey heated you didn’t play cyberpunk with me yesterday connor says cook LOCKDOWN LOCKDOWN
Cook Lockdown by Jacob Wood 77 December 3, 2021
I told you I was gonna post this in 2020
Friend: Excited for 2020?
Me: Ya I guess
Friend: Y’know this is the first definition of 2020 made in 2020
Me: Yup UwU
Note: Enjoy 2020 guys, have a nice life, go outside and make the best out of this year! I don’t know what else to say, anyways, just treat everyone right, pay more attention to your family and friends, anyways have fun!
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