Phoner

Sexual arousal caused by sudden vibrations. Usually accompanied by ridiculous rings tones, need I say more?

Cindy: So then I was all like I'm going to shove my-

*Nigel's cellphone begins to ring in his pants pocket*

Cindy: Are you going to answer that?

Nigel: Answer what?

Cindy: Your phone, it's been ringing for a good 2 minutes....

Nigel: Oh, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT you're RIGHT! I TOTALLY wasn't even paying attention.

Cindy: Were you getting another one of those BLOODY Phoner's! Nigel I told you to keep your God Damn phone in your jacket pocket I can't believe your getting ONE-On at the dinner table with my parents right beside you.

Nigel: Huh?

Phoner by JonFriesAlot May 13, 2011

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Dblgameplay

Dblgameplay is a tiktoker that gets all the girls and he plays yba(your bizzare adventure)

How did you know i follow Dblgameplay?
Beacuse you're a giga chad

Dblgameplay by Dblgameplay December 13, 2021

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Humpy

A person who has had too much martini and moonwalks and dry humps everything in sight.

Humpy the Ewok
was on TV news one day
It was Halloween with the Star Wars theme
And some guests trying to earn their pay

Humpy the Ewok
hear his story if you can
He just slams a drink, don't know what to think
Then he humps an anchorman

There must've been a mistake
With the Endor diet slip
For right in view of the whole wide world
He just snapped from a single sip.

Oh, Humpy the Ewok
Started pouting in his trance.
He was just being rude, playing with his food
Then he did a little dance.

Humpy the Ewok
Moonwalked for the world to see.
And to top it off, did some pushups
Right on live broadcast TV.

Humpity, hump hump
Humpity, hump hump
Humpy stole the scene.

Humpity, hump hump
Humpity, hump hump
Careful what you see on screen.

Humpity, hump hump
Humpity, hump hump
Humpy stole the scene.

Humpity, hump hump
Humpity, hump hump
Careful what you see on screen.

Humpy by ForceCast Viewer #229 December 30, 2009

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avengrvs

She is one of the funniest person I ever met! She is so pretty and I’m happy for her that she is with Alex together.

Who is alexxeditzs gf?
It’s avengrvs ofc!

avengrvs by notsebthorzs_ April 11, 2022

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loveth

A very talented, sweet, and loving girl. She is the funniest girl you will ever meet and can make you smile just by being in your presence. A girl who is highly attractive and intelligent. She's focus and will stick to a plan and/or choice when her mind is made up. She also can be an independent, but loves to have people who truly care and are loyal around her. A girl who you always want to be close to...

boy: I want to be with a loveth

loveth by stankyandfishy August 7, 2021

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Dealing with people

Go fuck yourself Dr. K I sincerely hope killing this kid is the impetus for your suicide.

Hym "No. I'm tired of dealing with people. If I don't get the money and the credit I'm going to kill a child and myself and I'm not improving anything until I get both."

Dealing with people by Hym Iam July 24, 2024

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Emo Hater

An Emo hater is someone who has no life and decides to pick on a different group just because their different. Emos don't always cut themselves, don't whine about their problems, or listen to bad music. Not all Emo guys are homosexuals either. Emo haters are just another type of hater who pick on someone they don't like because they have nothing better to do.

Emo Hater: Look at that emo faggot.

Emo kid: Whatever.

Emo Hater: Do you cut yourself?
Emo kid: Does your dad touch you?

Emo Hater by Noneofyourbusinesswhore November 7, 2011

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