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Urban Dictionary

alzain in arabic means "the good". You can spell alzain in many ways different ways for example alzayn or also alzane bu they all mean the samething. Alzain is a wonderful person kind, grateful, funny, beautiful and nice.
"Did you see the beautiful, wonderful, kind, grateful, funny and nice." "yeah she must be an alzain"

matt hitt 

"matt hitt is my husband" I said.
(1000% true)

Schmende 

A vagina. May be used colloquially, as in the Bronx.
The Vagina Monologues, by Eve Ensler, lists "Schmende" as one of many regional terms for the vagina:

"In Westchester they called it a Pooki, in New Jersey, a twat. There’s Powderbox, a Poochi, a Poopi, a Peepe, a Poopelu, a Poonani, a Pal and a Piche, Toadie, Dee dee, Nishi, Dignity, Monkey Box, Coochi Snorcher, Cooter, Labbe, Gladys Seagelman, VA, Wee wee, Horsespot, Nappy Dugout, Mongo, Mooky, a Pajama, Fannyboo, Mushmellow, a Ghoulie, Possible, Tamale, Tottita, Connie, a Mimi in Miami, a Split Knish in Philadelphia, and a Schmende in the Bronx."
Schmende by VM2008 February 11, 2008

The Buzzcut Effect

(Coined by an anonymous user.) When a fanfic author all of the sudden changes their chosen fanfiction's main topic, losing the main reason why people want to read it.
dude i was reading a fic right? i only came for the porn and fluff that they had every chapter and all of the sudden the author did the buzzcut effect and just turned it into psychological horror!
The Buzzcut Effect by Incel1488 February 24, 2026
the most beautiful, fun, youthful, unique, adorable, and most outgoing person I have ever met. She is loving and cares so much about others. she is strong enough to ask for help, but also strong enough to take on big tasks. she is super peppy and when she has a red bull, she will be all over the place. I love her forever and always and so does anyone who is close to her.
wait, is that Kai?
Yes, isn't she adorable?
Yesh, and hot too!
Kai by linaleon September 13, 2018

cassavettes 

cassavettes is the incorrect spelling of the word cassavetes, stupid people might type cassavettes in looking to find the independent film director, John Cassavetes. OR they might be trying to search for the Le Tigre song Cassavetes, which is about John Cassavetes.
1) Why are no results coming up for my favorite Le Tigre song when I type in cassavettes?!?!?
cassavettes by mrule527 January 13, 2008
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