there was this blind my right and he was working his way down the street with this stick right. he walked passed this fish market and said smhhhhh whew good morning ladies "afroman-colt 45"

bruh you know you is my nikkeee (pronounced Neh-keee)

"Your a Man Crush"

"Look at that Mancrush"

“Hey want to f*ck”

“Can’t its fff ( F*ck Free February)”

Kid: Yo, you grab that dutch like I told you?
Other kid: Yeah, lets shmell a fatty.

Damn these uncoordinated tittie midgets and their jigging Guinea dicks!