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Urban Dictionary

Murph’t 

This is someone who pushes another person out of the group when despite having no purpose to the group of people
“Look Tim just got Murph’t by the ketchup slut”
Murph’t by Sillybilly101 August 30, 2018

Phantom Turd Snake 

When a person feels they have let out the longest log turd of all time, only to look in the toilet and see a rabbit pellet looking shit. The feeling is most disappointing for twitter shitters everywhere.
"I was going to tweet about this giant shit I took, but alas it was a phantom turd snake."

Not to be confused with "phantom shit"
The defenition of a low class person. A term used to decribe someone who is dirty and of low class. Likely to be of caucasian backround. Commonley know as white trash who wear old school graphic tee shirts with those horendous pictures of tweety bird wearing baggy jeans and a backwards baseball cap. Usualley the "tweety shirt" is accompanied by the even more horrible acid wash jeans and some missin teeth and greasy hair!
That bitch ------- is a fuckin "tweety"
tweety by katrine ali March 11, 2007

Lawyer Noodle 

This word originating from Greek means a males genitalia....in specific, a young male's penis.
Excise me, but i think your lawyer noodle is out right now.
Even though I know my work better than my new boss, he STILL hovers over me all the time. What a stupid hool!!!
hool by Auntshel March 26, 2020
The hottest guy in school. Tall. Handsome. Dick game strong💪 Girlfriend is hot. Nicest hair. So funny. Give the best sex. Pretend moans is so sexy! Smart.
I want to date a Ricky so bad
Ricky by Louis Salwit January 29, 2017
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