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Wiggle Wert 

Informal noun
When a person, figuratively and in action, is a little small worm-like creature.
That Charlotte is just like an energetic kitten, she’s definitely a wiggle wert.
Wiggle Wert by Supersoaker9000 April 21, 2021

that's pretty chinese 

adjective: Used to express feelings of disapproval. Suitable times to use the phrase include when something could be considered cheap and petty. It would have to be something very minor, yet often the subject of senseless banter and complaining. In other words it's very annoying.
Example 1:

Pete: Bro, she left me for some weirdo that looks like a Don Knotts

Dave: Huh, that's pretty Chinese.

Example 2:

Clerk: Could you give me your name, sir?

Tax filer: Oh yeah stones. I'm not supposed to eat stones.

Clerk: ...That's pretty Chinese, sir. Can I have your social security number just in case you get lost finding your way home?

Post-Hardcore Kid 

Self righteous, ray ban wearing, hair slicking, elitists in a music scene, who see themselves as superior to everyone around them. Generally, they don't play in bands, or if they did it was several years ago and they are resting on the laurels of their mediocre success. See everyone around them as inferior and fake, despite the likelihood that the people they are targeting are more genuine than the Post-Hardcore Kid. The kind of pompous shit heads that taint music scenes.
Post-Hardcore Kid:

You don't like (insert band here) you're a fucking poser

Kid:

Uh ok
Post-Hardcore Kid by Pissed Off Steve September 8, 2013

The Purple Shed Phenomenon 

An event that happened in the town of Denton, Texas, in the year of 1886. All black people from Denton disappeared without a trace.
Friend: "Hey, what happened to black people in Denton, Texas in 1886?"
Me: "The Purple Shed Phenomenon..."

Rubber Duck 

A wank with rubber gloves on
After my wife had done the washing up I took a rubber glove and went for a rubber duck

Shrek is love, Shrek is life 

It is a video series about a young boy who loves Shrek, and then has anal sex with Shrek. Aka the best thing on the Internet😍 (This is soft-core porn)
Me "OMG HAVE YOU SEEN SHREK IS LOVE SHREK IS LIFE!!!"

Person "um... Yah....."

Me "ISNT IT THE BEST THING ON THE INTERNET"

Person "well you're a horny freak
Shrek is love, Shrek is life
It's not ogre

It's never ogre
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