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Urban Dictionary

Shadowbeard 

A gay french man who has a small baguette. He will usually attempt to grow a "shadowBeard" to distract ladies from how truly small his baguette is.
Can often be seen with a "neck beard" which makes it look like there is a shadow under his chin.
"Oh look theres David.... He is a cool guy but he has a really small baguette and his shadowbeard looks lame."
Shadowbeard by Rock_Spider December 21, 2012
Rofhiwa is magical in bed! She has a heart of gold silver and platinum. She gives her all and never expects anything in return. Rofhiwa has experienced a great amount of pain but manages to have smile brighter than everyone else in the room! She is a great lover and is more loyal than a dog when she loves you. Appreciate her she only comes once in a lifetime.
I want to be a rofhiwa.

Why don't you just rofhiwa it?
Rofhiwa by Helen Shannon November 23, 2021
A young woman’s vagina that has been used so much it makes a snapping sound upon the removal of her sugar daddy’s Puckered Donga. The deep personal space between a woman’s legs.
Her cressnap was so loud it set off the neighbors car alarm.

popsicle 

A girl who is ice cold on the outside and has a stick rammed up her ass on the inside.
"My girlfriend is such a popsicle - when I told her that my mom died, she laughed then went to work for 12 hours."
popsicle by Hank Thompkins January 9, 2009

whoobang 

1. Expression of extreme satisfaction.
2. Adjectively describing something that's good.
3. Also used to describe the sound of a well struck shot in golf, tennis, football etc.
4. As a verb when describing a mauling or crushing victory.
5. Or as an adverb qualifying maul
1. "You just won the lottery!"... "Whoobang! I rule"
2. "That song is totally whoobang"
3. "Tiger tees up the ball and... whoobang. He's crushed that one down the fairway"
4. "I totally whoobanged him at tennis"
5. "He whoobang mauled me at tennis"
whoobang by Mike Way of Plean February 4, 2006

eat cheese and crawl up my ass 

A comeback to eat shit and die that will leave the original speaker speechless.
First heard in Boston in 1978 and never forgotten.
Peter: Eat shit and die!
Brenda: Eat cheese and crawl up my ass!
Peter: ...
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