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Calamari 

A type of Shrimp From Squids or a Sack of very sticky ink. It’s VERY rare and can be found INSIDE a Squid. To find it you need to TAKE A SQUID TO YOUR HOUSE and kill it with a knife. If you find a rare glowing Squid to take to your house, you can kill it to get glowing Calamari. In a video game called “MINECRAFT” both of those Creatures are in the game. It’s VERY cool if you find it.
There’s some CALAMARI!
Calamari by A DINOSAUR’S slave November 12, 2022
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goofy toofy 

when you're really silly and goofy
"maggie is such a goofy toofy beta"
goofy toofy by anonymous July 12, 2022

in-store movie 

The movie being shown on the televisions displayed in a store. A free, legal way of watching a movie, but rare and comes with the risk of looking like a dumbass.
Hey! The in-store movie today is Star Trek! Let's watch!
in-store movie by TheWorks December 14, 2009

uberdouche 

(Adj.) A douchebag of such great proprtion, that simply calling them a douche will not suffice.
Carolinalax23 is an uberdouche for throwing water balloons at some kid at work, and making him cry.
uberdouche by heisman September 16, 2005
Not gay
I'm as straight as kaeden
Kaeden by TigBickdiddies March 7, 2019

Sagatittes 

I’m such a sagatittes
Sagatittes by F1sh June 2, 2021

Angst-erpiece

1. A work of art, poetry, music, or literature which transcends mere whining about trivial problems, but achieves such dark majesty, that all who experience the work are affected by it.

E.g. Catcher In The Rye by J.D Salinger, Interview with a Vampire by Anne Rice, Hawthorne Heights music, etc.
That Emo kid's art project is an Angst-erpiece! It makes me feel all dark inside!
Angst-erpiece by TeenAuthor September 25, 2007