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The hottest thing your ever going too meet

Has a fat fupa super fun too play with

Smelliest cunt in the world🥴
Omg is that Joey (hey can I lick ur coochie)
Joey by Joeyshot69 October 13, 2020
Often time her name is said incorrectly, especially by substitute teachers. She is so amazing, she is spicy, and pretty cute. She is a great friend during Covid. And a whole lot of fun. She says she is quirky which is a little annoying but only as a joke. She cuts her hair bad one time and then never come back to it. Arili will forever be the enemy of auto correct, but never the enemy of any real person.
“Arili? Yeah she’s fire, never let her go!”
Arili by KRMC0_0 November 5, 2020
Kenzie- your local trap house owner. Loved to be sarcastic and sells her buyers souls to the devil.
Hey, have you seen that Kenzie chick
Kenzie by Pnw-300zx November 24, 2021
the motion that you're head makes as you avoid the kiss someone is trying to give you after they have given oral sex, often a side to side motion with a hand held in front for protection; (origin: dance style popularized by artist Madonna in a 1990 music video); not to be confused with voguing the dance that inspired the aforementioned video
She tried to kiss me after she finished blowing me, but there was cum on her chin, I was vogueing so she couldn't.
vogueing by thenewcaptains June 2, 2008
A hindu punjabi surname that ranks a very high caste clan, Khatris. Sehgal's are loud, but kind and the best families you will ever meet.
The Sehgal family is beast.
Sehgal by readingna October 18, 2018

stumpjumper 

In old Colonial south, Alabama, Mississippi, Georgia and other states where female Mules and Mare's were used for field work the young men tending these farm animals would often find a suitable height stump around the edge of the field they were working and back the animal up to their penis and give it a good flogging. These young men far removed from female companionship would take large melons and gourds from the field and cut a small hole in the vegetable into which they would insert their penis and have sex with the still sun warmed vegetable.
Ole Jimmy, Hell that boy is a stumpjumper. His momma caught the old mare backed up to him last week when the morning fog suddenly lifted off of the bean field.

You show dont want to eat no watermelons that Bobby Lee offers you. His daddy caught him up in the hay loft with a big ole striped watermelon the other day, he was laying into that poor old watermelon like a damn buck rabbit on a doe, Pluck! Went his dingus when his daddy started screaming!
stumpjumper by Tractorshaft August 11, 2007
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