Man who has a small dick who thinks that he is better then god but just has mommy/daddy issues

frothing uncontrollably when mark webber manages to pull an almost impossible stunt in a grand prix resulting in a podium finish

A person in a party circle who holds up the rotation by consuming a second and third hit before passing onto the rest of the group.

beating your meat as fast as you possibly can

A movie cliché in which a black man with apparently supernatural powers mysteriously appears, helps the white man in trouble get through his problems for no reward, and then cheerfully leaves the story altogether.

One who thinks he has game but in reality fails with women every attempt. wears hat and plad shirts most often.