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Second Birthday 

If someone says they have a second birthday, they may be referring to the day they should’ve died, but didn’t.
Person one: “Why is Janet saying she’s celebrating her second birthday today?”

Person two: “A year ago today she survived an overdose. It’s her second birthday because she should have died according to the doctors.”
Second Birthday by cosmobabe March 29, 2020

Candy Hole

When the gut of a fat person increases the depth of their belly button.
Tyler put his finger in his girlfriend Mady's Candy Hole before he continued oral sex.
Candy Hole by Harold Fernandez January 16, 2009
Another way to say "shit"
for getting past chat filters and such

By using the "j" it will make it look like the real word....just like Bitch and Bjtch
I fuqing hate combat arms shjty chat filter
Shjt by Keldran February 26, 2009
Very sensitive but can also be headstrong.Surprisingly caring,More than they think
There aren't many Nelleh's around the world so she is literally 1 in a Million.
Easy to love and Hard to forget
If you ever meet a Nelleh treat her like a unicorn because she is just as rare

Fancy Nigga 

A rich nigga usually named Ken but also known as Kencito... doesn't trust poor people so usually keeps them close so he'll know their every move.
Shit why is Amanda always hating on that fancy nigga Kencito.
Fancy Nigga by Anyandeverybody June 15, 2017
A little stinky nonce who nonces on preschool hoes that just want to learn to count while you actually want to start a relationship with him but he's too busy shagging his y3 girlfriend to try to make you jealous. Usually fat and misunderstood. Wanks off to mia Khalifa with his small soft todger. He will cry all night when his y1 girlfriend learns to speak and rejects him then the griddy wil get hit all over your fat fucking face.
Look at billy he is such a nonce
Billy by Stevekiller January 23, 2024
Anything that disrupts your plans, muddies up, crudy, or just something negative in your daily activities.
That storm left a lot of chork in the road, you better be careful driving.
Chork by Stich50 March 16, 2024
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