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ey wunnuh pesh? 

a giant african approaches you at a seedy party with seedy intentions. he grabs your arm and, with a seedy glint in his eye, he says," ey". he nods his gangster hoodie in your direction and continues," wunnuh pesh?" you then run away laughing until you wee yourself.
you can use this in any situation, e.g. when taking the mickey outa old striddy, when tuning a hottie at a pulse or bluelight or, when giving an impression of a gangster from inala.

ey wunnuh pesh?
ey wunnuh pesh? by leah-anne-z August 14, 2006

I’m gonna go clog the toilet 

The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect
Right I’m gonna go clog the toilet I’ll see you in like five minutes

You: Ight lad I’m gonna go clog the toilet

Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school

You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll

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Anal Bird 

A bird that hides in you poop hole and splashes in the toilet for a while while you taking a poopy. although you hear him when ever you look he is never there.

also know as a semen seagull or SS
dude you a total anal bird!

kid one: I heard that josh is a true anal bird!

kid two: yeah me too and that lance kid as well!
Anal Bird by bird specialist May 12, 2011

Bulls On Parade 

A group of fat chicks dressed up, but still messy, to go out and hunt for men.
Dude, check out those bulls on parade. i don't care how drunk it am, don't let me go home with one of them.
Bulls On Parade by BeachTiffany July 13, 2012
A sport played by even more real men than rugby. In this Scottish game you hit around a leather ball that could break your teeth and all the bones on your body and swinging around pices of lumber hitting eachother with them
Person 1 "Lets go play Shinty
Person 2 "Better not break any bones"
*Fucks up a block like a retared*
Shinty by Daddy's always watching November 1, 2018
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