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Stoner boner 

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When a man smokes dope, and as a result gets aboner, or can't control his sexual urges.
(Everyone in the examples is high as a kite)
Lexi: I gotta go-o-o you guys. Byebyeeee!!!
Robert: Hahahahaha okay. Can I have a hug?

Lexi: Ye-eah! Hahaha
(They hug)

Lexi: LULULULUL ROBERT GOT A STONER BONER! HAHAHAHA
Robert: HAHAHAHHAH I CAN'T HELP IT!
Bystanders: *nervous laugh*
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cow milk greeting 

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It’s a greeting in elementary school when you moo to your friends and then the teacher shouts milking time and then you milk the shit out of your bunk buddy.
Yo bro we were doing the cow milk greeting and I got milked the shit out of!
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Pumptism 

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Addicted to Lil pump way to much is pumptism
Dude I'm addicted to Lil pump

You have pumptism
Pumptism by Niggaish June 4, 2018
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joskin 

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blake braganca
blake braganca is a joskin
joskin by lizzoharrison December 3, 2022
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bitchcracked 

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When a bitch steps out of line you lay the beatdown, preferably with a hard object such as a bat.
When Eugene found out Susan was cheating on him he waited till she got home and bitchcracked her.
bitchcracked by Evgueni R January 1, 2009
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ya

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The texting word for "yes".
Your girlfriend texts you, "Do you want a blowjob?"
You reply "Ya"
ya by fire marshal bill March 15, 2010
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A Tebow 

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When you are slumping with the ladies and need something to blame it on...you're pulling a Tebow slumping
Dude for the last 6 months I have been pulling a Tebow
A Tebow by bellevues.finest November 4, 2009
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