A bird that hides in you poop hole and splashes in the toilet for a while while you taking a poopy. although you hear him when ever you look he is never there.
also know as a semen seagull or SS
also know as a semen seagull or SS
dude you a total anal bird!
kid one: I heard that josh is a true anal bird!
kid two: yeah me too and that lance kid as well!
kid one: I heard that josh is a true anal bird!
kid two: yeah me too and that lance kid as well!
by bird specialist April 21, 2011
When someone has children by throatshitting 10 birds into a pregnant autistic lizard's testicles causing it to inflate with propane and violently shart out half a baby. People who do this are usually very untrustworthy.
Guy 1: I think I got scammed by that black market baby seller Twatwaffle von Cuntlicker. He promised an entire baby but I only got half
Guy 2: I heard that guy gets his babies from an underground birth by anal bird explosion human trafficking ring, he must have been too lazy to pay for the other half of the baby.
Guy 2: I heard that guy gets his babies from an underground birth by anal bird explosion human trafficking ring, he must have been too lazy to pay for the other half of the baby.
by beepboop mcdoopydoo June 18, 2025