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Comes in two forms
A: A man who does whatever his Girlfriend or wife tells him because she has one of 3 things, His balls in a trophy case, a Full Pussy blockade, or wants something done
B: A man who does what his girlfriend or wife says because he doesn't give a rats ass and its less he has to think about, this form of whipped involves lots of pussy, and are the happiest people on the planet
Whipped A
Joe's whipped dude, his GF has him cut off form pussy
Whipped B
Guy 1:Adam just does what she tells him to do, hes not whipped hes just happy
Guy2:wtf happened Adam
Adam: I just don't care, i do this i get sex, i watch TV, eat dinner, have sex, watch TV, have sex with TV, have sex wake up get more sex, i don't have to think about anything
Whipped by GW_Watchman October 31, 2009
malasi is a great cat. he is a very shy cat, but at the same time he adapts to his enviroment really fast. he bites anyone's hair all the time and always wants wet food. hes a very loving husband as well. he hates any humans but at the same time he loves us. you're lucky if u have a malasi, you'll always be happy, or not.
omg did u see malasi? hes so shy
malasi by haleelaaaaaaaa December 21, 2020
Inflammation of the stomach and brain due to consumption of sugar coated dough formed into a circle with a hole in the middle (i.e. Donuts). Depending on level of consumption symptoms range from a mild sick feeling to nausea, drowsiness and guilt.
I went to the shops and got donutitis.
Donutitis by Rehamyentruoc December 25, 2018

necraphiliac

a necraphliliac's favourite moto is "dead people never say no!"
A WORD THAT DESCRIBES MY EXISTENCE
Person 1 : HAHA YOUR GAY
me : .....
Person 2 : What?you got a problem?
Me : no.
Person 1 : then say something,your so gay
me : NO SHIT SHERLOCK
Gay by Cosmic_moa.. May 8, 2022

SUSSY BAKA 

Why is do you do type this cause your a sussy baka if you typed it

{THE DEFINTION IS SUS IDIOT}
EXAMPLE: "hey brian i was looking at girls yerterday"

"DUDE THATS SUS YOUR A SUSSY BAKA"
SUSSY BAKA by HAPPY DUDE90 October 28, 2021
Wow look at the buv! It’s a crescent tonight!
Buv by bear2024 October 7, 2026
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