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Pulled a Marc 

To do something like Marc-André. Usually means to fuck up.

1. In card games, to pull a Marc is to take back something you waaaaay after your turn ended. Usually fucks the games up and pisses off the other player(s).

2. In school or any other place where you get graded, to pull a Marc means to bomb a test, exam, etc.

3. In video games, to pull a Marc refers to untimely defeat.
1. Guy 1: Okay, I play this card. Your turn
Guy 2: So I'll play this card and you lose.
Guy 1: NO WAIT I take it back I'll play THIS card and you actually don't win.
Guy 2: What the fuck! Stop pulling Marcs!!

2. Guy 1: Dude how'd you do on your math exam?
Guy 2: I pulled a Marc and got a 12% on it and now I have to go to summer school.
Guy 1: Bummer.

3. (Silently hiding behind some shrubbery)
n00b: I see him...he's got this super l33t sniper rifle. I'd better rush him so he can't hit me. (runs at him in a straight line)
HEADSHOT!
L33t: Fucking n00b!
n00b: Aw I pulled a Marc!
Pulled a Marc by ArkaneDemon June 17, 2008

Burn the biscuits 

Shitting on your partner's chest, but, unlike a Cleveland Steamer, not necessarily spreading it out like a steamroller. Probably comes from the colour change of the "biscuits" from white (if the receiver is Caucasian) to dark brown.
Has it ever occurred to you that the neighbours always use 'burn the biscuits' for having sex?
- Yeah, it's because of the kids. They don't want them to know.
But all their kids are over twenty!
- Would you want to know whether your dad shat on your mom's boobs?
Burn the biscuits by Olax March 30, 2011
bro u wdgrn

green as a bitch
wdgrn by bill argo March 12, 2022

Benyamining 

When you bite your tooth out and stick it in your nose and the proceed to blow out of your nostrils in such a force that it can get stuck in your partners vagina.
Dude I just started Benyamining into her vagina last night it was RADICAL!!
Benyamining by SexyKinkMaster November 9, 2021

tortally 

Of totalness and completeness, to be at the very utmost of what you are describing.
That girl Kayla is tortally fucking hot.
tortally by Kaymags May 8, 2008

impotent 

someone who is incapable/ineffective at performing a task or job responsibilities; one who disappoints everyone with their lack of ability.
stacy is an impotent staff who offers nothing to our team.

don't expect jamie to get anything done. she's the most impotent marketing director ever.
impotent by fivenightrental March 4, 2009
a type of cheese that goes good with ham sandwiches
i'll take some coitus on my sammich!
coitus by bobthebuilderofchina January 20, 2011
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