the skillet surprise

When a girl is administering a blowjob, have an airhorn in one hand and an iron skillet in the other. Carefully hold the skillet above her head, and just as you are about to release your white goblins, blow the airhorn. The girl will be so startled, she'll jerk her head up immediately into the skillet, dazing her. Then you blow your load right up her nose, while saying "surprise!".

Cindy, you won't believe what happened to me last night. I was at jeff's house and he straight up knocked me with a skillet. And then guess what he did. Wait for it, wait for it. Yeah, thats right. He blew up my nose and it ran down my throat like a warm, but satisfying white chocolate mocha. He then ran off screaming 'you just got hit by the skillet surprise, but next time I'll be sure to spray in your eyes!!'

the skillet surprise by 211 4 Lif September 16, 2008

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cooel

when something is ultra cool, more than just cool (e)nourmously cool.

"hey Jamie did you see that preformance"
"yeah! it was cooel!"

cooel by ThatStrangeAlien April 16, 2022

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Chatting me up

flirting with me

Charlie: Jamie what happened with you and Jack??

Sam: you mean jack Kanoff? yeah girl spill

Jamie: well...he was chatting me up

Sam: no. Way.

Chatting me up by Greatlord Cthulhu March 31, 2021

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Generational Swing Back

Today’s young adults & adults (basically anyone between the ages of 15-50 years of age) enjoy the idea of tattoos and piercings. While these past two generations seem to dig the cultural fun in your body being a “canvas” the newer generations are going to create a so-called “Swing Back” where they think tattoos and piercings are gross or too mainstream and will not do anything to their bodies in this art form.

Dude! Have you heard of the Generational Swing Back? No one will have tattoos or piercings by 2080! Could you imagine a bare canvas?

The Generational Swing Back has increased the numbers of people with nude bare skin. Tattoos and piercings are of the yester year!

Generational Swing Back by Psycho_Luna April 17, 2019