Michael

A dude who has low self esteem and has to search themselves up in urban dictionary to feel better about themselves

Michael is sad and wants to be cooler

Michael by Peoeksndh May 22, 2019

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Piss machine

Another word for your junk

Alright guys i will be right back, i just need to empty my piss machine

Piss machine by Lysy November 9, 2020

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butt scared

Scared so bad your butt clenches

An old dude jump out of the bushes and butt scared me.

butt scared by Taldoc3 January 26, 2014

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yukkio

emo asf
i came out of his balls

yukkio: ur mom
me: what about my mom
yukkio: i did your mom
me: yeah i know that's why im here

yukkio by ew.fumi December 5, 2021

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David Sedaris

David Sedaris the author of such works as ME TALK PRETTY ONE DAY and HOLIDAYS ON ICE. His wit, self-deprecating humor and mockery of social conventions are but the few delightful treats you'll find in his work. The true heart of Sedaris seeps through in his oddly endearing tales of self, family and loves. Sedaris is quite possibly one of the greatest writers of our time.

My sister and I pulled a David Sedaris last night when we scrubbed the calcium residue off our parents' shower then proceeded to rearrange their furniture while they were asleep.

David Sedaris by momentous January 12, 2005