Jessica is a straight up person. If you ask her if you look bad or if there's something out of place, you can count on her to tell you the 100% actual truth. She isn't good at giving hugs or comforting people, but knows how to make you smile by just being herself, like getting food on her teeth. She is still a good friend even if she is a pro at gossiping about other people. But if you don't like a person then she won't as well... oh yeah she is going to go to Harvard one day as well.

smpd means suck my pink dildo. It's used by people who don't have dicks. you can also use it for different color dildos, for example, smrd which means suck my red dildo.

Someone worthy of being a whore

A fucking hilarious noise that you make while having your first period or orgasm.

Ejaculating into your hand then proceding to wash your face with it.

A teacher that likes to take out her insecurities on innocent students.

She is a green belt in karate, and will beat the living shit out of you if you don't bow down to her.