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Urban Dictionary

Touch Grass

Used to tell someone to get off their ass; telling them to go outside. Used especially on the internet, implying that the person is spending excessive time on screens.
Man1: I have 2,000 Hours on Minecraft!

Man2: Touch grass dumbass

Law of averages

A water ingression problem
Water wont rise above 1m. Law of averages innit
Law of averages by anonymous January 14, 2021

whoredike 

a girl who is a whore but is also a dike
brittney: i totally fucked that girl in the school bathroom i feel like such a whoredike
whoredike by whowantssomeofc-bone September 21, 2011

The Rituals of Bob 

It is most commonly practiced by believers of Bob the Almighty. The most common ritual, an offering, is by sacrificing to Bob, and his son, Rob. It is also used when people repent, praise, or just want a blessing for the day. The ritual must be done under the T-pose, with the Boble and Ritual Book on either side, symbolizing holiness.
To repent, you must sacrifice to both Bob, Rob, and the useless son, Cob. The Rituals of Bob must specifically align with the Ritual Book’s words.

fortnite 

Garbage. A game made for adults that unfortunately became popular with 12 year olds.

(see gif for more garbage)
Person 1: Hey, wanna play fortnite?
Person 2: no
fortnite by jjjoshiii September 8, 2018

October 14th 

NATIONAL TELL YOUR CRUSH YOU LIKE THEM DAY!!
Person: I like u
Crush: is it already October 14th?
Person:mhm!
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