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electric scotch tape

When you put on wool socks during sex, rub your feet on the floor, and shock them.
Dude I gave Jen an electric scotch tape last night!
electric scotch tape by Hambone6996 October 22, 2013

Pro Jackass 

Person who executes the dumbest actions with such proficiency, observers are frozen in awe and are unable to reproduce such actions without extensive practice or training.
Turning the the wrong way on to a "One Way" street, on the phone and cursing the folks who got it right. That's a Pro Jackass, you can't be that dumb without practice and dedication.
Pro Jackass by TZA_Unlimited May 12, 2011

Meth Squad

Meth Squad is a based squad. They make redpilled social media content. The members are lovely people. I love meth squad I’m their biggest fan.
Hey have you seen the new Meth Squad video?
Yea, it was really based.
Meth Squad by a kid name soph December 14, 2020

Post Ingestion Depression 

A depressed feeling after you have indulged in a delightful treat.
Post Ingestion Depression i.e. "I know I shouldn't have eaten that"

"Mmmm this tastes so good...a few minutes later...I'm fat why did i eat that."
Gayest boy alive and has the smallest dick in the universe, The boy is a tryhard in Fortnite and complains about controller player. He stands shorter then beetle juice and jerks off to the calamity skin and watches porn everyday with his parents and wants a mum to fuck with
Look Jamahl has one small penis
Jamahl by Daddyleftme69 August 6, 2020

National Crush Day 

On the 3rd August 2020, everyone admits who they like!
Girl 1: Hi...
Guy 1: So you like me?...
Girl 1: HAPPY NATIONAL CRUSH DAY!
Guy 1: I love you ♥
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