When Sun-Thurs you only go hunting for 10/10s, but come Friday and Saturday. You’ll settle for a 2

noice, always lets me borrow their ruler

A Pringles can that's been emptied and refilled with warm raw hamburger meat. This is used as a masturbatory aide in the manner of a fleshlight. A make shift sex toy for men.

A ghetto expression for something frustrating or suprising.

To pretend to be annoyed with your child for the benefit of the parent of another it has just upset, when in reality you think that what just happened was hilarious and totally justified.

flip flops.