A legendary sex maneuver where a man gets his fuck buddy to close his/her eyes for a facial. The man then sneaks in at least a dozen of his mates, has them line up, and then gives the signal to blast all of their loads on the target's face at the same time.
Bonus points if they're all Spanish or Latino.
Emily: Juan surprised me with a Spanish Broadside last night, now I have to bring this eye infection back to Ohio.
Vanessa: How did you not notice fifteen guys walk into the room and start jerking it?
holding afterbang to long once you've landed a big air on you snowboard. It's about as attractive as pee shiver after holding your pee in for an extra two hours and you have to just pee in public just so you won't pee your pants. Avoid postbang at all costs (unless you want to get laughed off the mountain).
did you see that clamer? He held his afterbang so long it looked like his spine was made of jello. Postbang looks so bad that dumb ass!!
Is a facial expression found only in Cleburne Texas. This look appears whenever the Cleburner hears or sees something she disproves of ... the look consists of : the extreme pulling downward of the eyebrows while squinting the eyes . There will be a massive line in the face between the eyebrows . THe head will be shaking back and forth while the awful sound of HUHHH ??? is emitted from the mouth ... it will end with saying "uh uh not in my America "
Hey Alan I think your mom is mad at me !!! I mentioned other religions besides Christianity .Look at they way she is looking at me !!!
Yes Tony she is mad at ya . she got Cleburne face.