Fanny Mirage

A woman that appears to be a 10/10 from distance but upon closer inspection turns out to be a 4/10

Hey bud, check out this stunner comin..

Naw dude that's a Fanny Mirage , keep scouting.

Fanny Mirage by Djengo July 25, 2019

jpaark

The worst fucking league player ever he is a complete shitter that goes 4-12 in snd complete fuckin shitter and smells like a midgets ballsack...

dude we fucking lost that game cuz of the shitter on our team named jpaark

jpaark by jpaark sucks March 27, 2019

Irked

The definition of the volunteer editors who have to sort through all of the urban dictionary word submissions

Wow I, a volunteer editor for the urban dictionary, am irked right now!

The fact that my funny word submission didn't make it into the urban dictionary! I'm so irked!

Irked by WaterSheep24 August 31, 2019

esketit

To penetrate another’s anus or have your anus penetrated by another; anal sex.

David: “Hey, do you want to esketit tonight?”
Brian: “Yes! Please bring the lube this time.”
David likes to esketit Brian.

esketit by Anon Definitions August 26, 2018

Epic Games

Epic Games, Inc. is a software development corporation. They are mainly known for creating the popular battle royale game, Fortnite. Epic Games is also known for their terrible customer service and horrible support features. They enjoy banning Fortnite users for using exploits that Epic Games does not remove. Sometimes it seems Epic Games does not truly care about how their users feel rather, they only care about the money... Tisk, tisk, tisk

Person contacting Epic Games: "Hello, I recently lost all my guns in Save The World because the game kicked me and my friends. It said 'We Hit a Roadblock' and something along the lines of 'Unable to save data.'

Epic Games: "Thank you for submitting your request. A member of our Player Support Team will respond as quickly as possible."

*Four Days Later*

Person contacting Epic Games: "Are you even going to respond?"

Epic Games: "Thank you for submitting your request. A member of our Player Support Team will respond as quickly as possible."

Epic Games by MathO24 August 12, 2018

Gaum

The action of making a mess; being careless. (Pronounced gahm).

Look what you did, you weren't watching what you were doing and you gaumed that paint everywhere!

Gaum by *Whitney* January 16, 2008

Ghorest

Goat humping obese rectal essence stealing tyrone.

Guy1: Holy dick balls man look over there, that guy is being a fucking Ghorest.
Guy2: Oh lawd he is humping the fuck out of that goat.
Guy1: Dick fuck he is obesely rectal essence stealing from tyrone now...
Guy2: Ironic.

Ghorest by Derfer Lewis March 5, 2009

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