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A handsome person has lots of bitches and hoes. Very loyal to them,great at rugby and loves fucking. Has a huge dick, he also picks girls up at parties and then fucks them. He is a great bloke to get a fuck from but it might not fit. Has to use two hands to jack off.
Taj's uno It can't fit. Taj
Taj by ThEwOrLd69420 October 13, 2019
Quit being an Edui
Edui by Edui July 1, 2016

chavhammer 

a device used to beat up chavs, the same as any old hammer except it's only used to beat up chavs.
chavhunter no 1: yeah man, i happy hammered that chav with my trusty chavhammer
chavhunter no 2: nice one man, they almost got me the other day, but then with my trusty four kilo chavhammer i took out 5 of them and the rest ran away
chavhunter no 1: sound
chavhammer by oLi135790264 September 8, 2009

Throat monkey 

When your partner is laying on the bed, on their back, giving you head, and you go to deep. So they start beating on your legs to back up.
My chick was layin doin over the edge, and I went to deep in her. She starts beatin my legs like a throat monkey.
Throat monkey by spungladash December 17, 2023

bumba cock 

A really really large penis
dude i used my bumba cock to fuck this girl 10 feet away
bumba cock by MR. BIG DICK October 30, 2007

Ellazies 

1.A random act of stupidness and/or being plain retarded.

2.The inability to spell words correctly.
-You just pulled an ellazies!

-You're spelling like an ellazies!
Ellazies by Anonymous February 17, 2003