A easily aggravated phengophobic being, usually pale and imp-like in appearance.

That surprise phenomenon when you fart but then accidentally pass a tiny little turd at the same time.

A small piece of poo that remains dangling from your anus after you've finished taking a shit.

Often remains "unpinchable" and can only be cured with the manual use of toilet paper and hand-to-dangle contact.

No, really, why did you look this up?

1. (verb) To devastate/clog ones clitoral cavity by means of a semi-erect urethra.

2. (noun) pertaining to a sexually active individual mid to late teens who in the climax of intimacy releases copious quantities of bodily fluids.

3. (verb) To stain ones anal nook

4. (verb) The use of ones genitalia to penetrate a vaginal crevasse.

5. (verb) Derogatory term for someone who practices vaginal intercourse religiously.

6. (adj) Tainting ones virginity.

7. (noun) a registered U.S citizen who’s exercises coitus.

8. (noun) one who mingles with an individual of the opposite sex

When you jerk off and you leave your load pooled on a surface, like a carpet or potted plant.