textiquette
Dude! You are decimating my free text message allowance with your txt tlk commentary on the status of your fucktarded observations on life. Get some textiquette already!
textiquette by Moxie Bandersnatch August 21, 2008
Urban Dictionary
Trakia
Doctor
Doctor by Doc is coming for u February 16, 2020
Love Me Do
(noun) A person who is self-obsessed and "loves" themselves. Generally someone who is quite vain, loves reflective surfaces, thinks they are very good-looking, and usually poses shamelessly for all photos.
Look at this photo! She's such a Love Me Do!
Was that guy talking to you, or his reflection behind you?
His reflection! What a Love Me Do!
Was that guy talking to you, or his reflection behind you?
His reflection! What a Love Me Do!
Love Me Do by PecanDesert July 12, 2010
national cock rating day
The day where all cocks are rated by their gurth, toughness, length and strength. National Cock Rating Day is on the 15th of May.
national cock rating day by Tyler, The Destroyer May 14, 2020
disco ears
Ears on a dog that have one ear erect and upright and the opposite ear floppy and droopy, similar to John Travolta's arms in his famous pose on the dance floor in Saturday Night Fever.
Dusty the dog had surgery on only one of his ears, so now that ear flops down and the other one still points upward. Now Dusty is a disco dog with disco ears!
disco ears by Torgo March 8, 2020
Hard Ass
Hard Ass by j-snap-tits May 30, 2009