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The KB is a old brittish form of mesurement used in the late 1900's early 2000's. The KB is about 5 feet.
So you won by what? two KB's?
KB by austin howard March 1, 2005

Paris Hilton 

A beautiful, kind and talented young woman who is hated, and essentially bullied, by billions of people across the world for no good reason.

The main reason people hate her is because they think that she is famous because her dad owns a huge amount of money. This is not true. She slowly worked her way up to the top by showing up at parties, modelling shows, events and basically being an 'it-girl', which is how a lot more celebrities actually became celebrities than most people know.

THEN she started her acting career, singing career, modelling career etc.

So think before you bitch about her. Barely anyone knows even a slightest grain of truth about her and just believes what they hear, see or read in the tabloids. If, for example, a new girl arrived at your school and someone told you she was a slut, would you go round slagging her off like there's no tomorrow? I don't think so. So why would you do that with Paris Hilton? Wait until she's actually harmed or offended you before you hate her.

Remember, Paris - there are loads of people in the world who would kill to see you fall, so only listen to those who know the real you and not just what Perez Hilton has put on his bitchsite. (Seriously, that guy is gonna really hurt someone's feelings someday)

LOVE YOU PARIS!!!!!
Woman 1: I'm gonna name my kid Paris.

Woman 2: Awww what a cute name! Maybe she'll even turn out like Paris Hilton!
Woman 1: I'm not sure anyone could be THAT nice. I mean, I can't do miracles, can I? Maybe Richard and Kathy Hilton are Gods in disguise ...
Woman 3: Oh my God, you're gonna name your after that sex tape-making bitch?
Woman 1 + 2: Hey! Rick Solomon filmed that without her knowing. She was furious when she found out. Do you really think someone that nice would allow that to happen if she knew about it at the time?
Woman 3: True, true, true ...
Woman 1 + 2 + 3: WE LOVE YOU PARIS!!!!!
Paris Hilton by Luke Stafford March 12, 2008

Dusty Wind Tunnel 

The act of farting in the womans mouth while receiving a rim job.
after using the bathroom, john received a rim job from sally in which he asked, "Sally are you ready for the breeze of the dusty wind tunnel?"
Isaure is an amazing person that cares a lot about her friends and her partner. She doesn’t show her affection to other but she loves you from the bottom of her heart. She has a great sens of humor and uses a lot sarcasm. She’s beautiful but doesn’t have confidence about herself (and I don’t understand why, because she is awesome)

If you know an Isaure in your life, you’re the luckiest person on earth
Someone : Oh she’s gorgeous!! She’s clearly an Isaure
Isaure by ikiricfi November 21, 2021
uncle in malayali accent( people from the south indian state fo kerala)
nigar1-eh bro look at that ungle
nigar 2- haha yes he loooks like 👩🚶 ♀️🥰👍aunty lover 👻💔😎👌
ungle by wik.himself December 17, 2021
To speak incoherently or aimlessly; to have spoken something not worth listening to.
My enviro teacher was yapping about the "importance" of not procrastinating, so I decided to take a nap.
yap by Mr. Oxford Dictionary November 12, 2023
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