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Baffleufagus 

A person or creature who answers a question in the longest possible way with no reference to the actual question being asked. Doing so by using as many Irrelevant multi syllable words to hide their lack of knowledge on the subject being asked about.
Question - What is the weather like in Sydney in summer?

The Baffleufagus replies.. "Well it reminds me of time when a myriad of geese were flying south attempting to hibernate in Antartica in synergy. The sun was shining and the macor economic business was booming and although I couldn't see in front of my eyes I was exploring the temprate afternoon."
Baffleufagus by BondiRusty February 24, 2010

wikipedophile 

a) Someone who has an unusual love for Wikipedia.

b) Someone is able, via Wikipedia, to enter in a clandestine manner into the world of childhood.
a)

- I wish wikipedia was a woman so I could just be with her, all night long.
- Dude you're such a wikipedophile.
- Yes, yes I am.

b)

- What are you doing?
- I'm looking at the Pocahontus Wikipedia entry.
- Dude, you're such a wikipedophile.
Nickname for a dick who plays Pokémon Go!
"Did you see that guy? He drove right past me and almost hit me with his car!"
"Yeah, he's a real pogo."
pogo by Caralavsyu July 14, 2016

womper stompers 

ay lad see the womper stompers on her
womper stompers by cameron cock February 21, 2019
can be used in replacement for or next to yucky, eww, disgusting, nasty etc..
-this food is foochi
-eeww foochi
-maannn..he was foochi
foochi by superdooper August 15, 2006
A real schadenfraude, masochistic villain who’s not to be overlooked neither underestimated as he’s easily able to go by undetected and seen as innocent and naive

He’ll fuck anybody, hits on every girl he meets and is addicted to it, he don’t give a damn he LUsts sexually nonstop it’s his thing kinda, no one like junifer (old J)

If he does anything “bad” or “evil” it’s not wrong for him since he’s the badguy and supposed to, he’s allowed to do it , unlike everyone else

he’s young but his mind is older....
EXAMPLE:

Junifer is the name of a kid who does malevolent things and enjoys his natural desires and sees nothing wrong with free will but will kill , steal or even Dismantle flawed systems and it’s people should it oppose freedom, he’s the ykno?

Girl 1: omg junifer is soooo damn hot

Girl 2: ugh I know I want him so bad

Junifer: speak of the devil and he shall appear >:)

Girl 1&2; *orgasms*
Junifer by Uggs bunny November 22, 2021
Rachel Vazquez is a psychopath
Rachel by Rachel is a psycho October 14, 2019
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