Cum Tooter

An extremely rare, but serious, medical condition. A "Cum Tooter" (or anal-seminal ejaculatory disease Also known as "ASED") is where a man ejaculates from his anus.

Only one out of every 1,265,987 (estimated) men are born with this "gift".

Jenny: Patty told me Mike was a cum tooter!

Chad: No way! I heard that was only a myth!

Jenny: It's for real! I saw it on Myth Busters!

Cum Tooter by MattBomb October 11, 2009

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DAMN DADDY

WHEN A GUY LO0K SO GOOD, I MEAN SO GOOD H3 MAK3 YOU SAY DAMN DADDY.

DAMN DADDY YOU HELLA S3XY.

DAMN DADDY by CYESHA HAMMOND August 5, 2008

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sollugs

someone who shits and pisses while texting you/a groupchat, they may also dabble in vocaloid content creating and faggotry

'you sure you're okay? i heard the guy you used to play with was a sollugs..'

'yeah, i'm still in recovery. he used to piss on call...'

sollugs by not rowankr June 5, 2021

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Violin

An instrument that is front center left of any orchestra that makes a sound like a donkey makes when it’s castrated. It can make your ears bleed and cause death.

Ben and Alex played the violin with their father today. The death statistics today rivaled the bubonic plague.

Violin by Galaxy1 September 8, 2020